I love texting

10 Things Remember When Texting

1) Do NOT send a picture of your naked body (any part of it).

2) DO match the time set by the second texter--They ultimately set the pace.

3) Remember to use “…” when trying to convey a suggestive tone in your message.

4) DON’T get your emoticons mixed up.

5) When sending sexual textuals remember not to turn it into phone sex. Things just get awkward after the false sense of intimacy that texting provides (Just saying)

6) Do NOT give information that wasn’t asked (do not send your entire schedule for the week hoping they’ll bite).

7) ONLY drunk text your sure bet a.k.a. option Z.

8) DO be efficient by using things like: WTF, OMG, LOL, LMAO, TTYL, GTG etc.

9) An exclamation mark used inappropriately can look aggressive.

10) Double and triple check that you are sending your sexy message to the right person.

Dad doesn’t want to get a message meant for Dan. Seriously trust me on this one.